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Merry Jesus-Mas!

Here I am, posting on Christmas Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve.

I’m going to be enjoying my presents. I know that. Especially since I know what one of them is.

I dunno what else to write, so I’ma leave you with some quotes from some forums I visit.

A mystery?

Did it include monsters, clues and cheesy chase scenes?

It was Scooby-Doo and the Steve Needed To Take The Site Temporarily Down So He Could Show It To The New Owner.

Yes, the rumours are true: Porplemontage is being bought by yours truly so I can finally fulfill my dreams of shattering yours by closing down PMS.

Also, fishcakes.

Something is now MERRY JESUS-MAS
MrSparkle: SWEET JESES!
Schmelen: lol, jesusmas
MrSparkle: DON’T EAT MY FEET LIKE YOU DO IN OUR VILLAGE LORE!

Woo, podcast

Just did some stuff for my friend Rusty’s podcast thing. It’s not up right this very moment, but I’ll make sure I can get a link off him.

Some IM fun.

08:58 PM | Psychosis: Soooo….yeah, apparently we will have the rudimentary technology soon, as I said (quoted from some guy) in Random Thoughts. XD
08:59 PM | jellobreal: *holds up plastic cup*
08:59 PM | jellobreal: I HAVE FOUND THE RUDIMENTARY TECHNOLOGY YOU SPEAK OF.
08:59 PM | jellobreal: …Give me monies now.
08:59 PM | * Psychosis gives monies
08:59 PM | jellobreal: Woo!
09:00 PM | jellobreal: Wait…This is Australian monies!
09:00 PM | jellobreal: Oh well.
09:00 PM | Psychosis: Unfortunately, I only have like, two bucks. So, yeah.
09:00 PM | * Psychosis whistles and backs away slowly
09:00 PM | * jellobreal uses even more IRC commands
09:01 PM | jellobreal: /mode +o jellobreal
09:01 PM | Psychosis: OH CRAP
09:01 PM | jellobreal: /kick psychotic_sf
09:01 PM | * Psychosis has been kicked by jellobreal
09:01 PM | * jellobreal has quit (Connection error)
09:02 PM | * Psychosis has joined #jellob
09:02 PM | Psychosis: Hello?
09:02 PM | Psychosis: >.>
09:02 PM | Psychosis: Wewt.
09:02 PM | jellobreal: /mode +o psychotic_sf
09:02 PM | jellobreal: /mode +o jellobreal
09:02 PM | jellobreal: /kick clan

09:03 PM | jellobreal: Not using proper grammar is cute when women do it. Not so much we guys do it.
09:03 PM | jellobreal: *when
09:03 PM | Psychosis: Yeah. D:
09:03 PM | jellobreal: Like when Mandy did it earlier today.
09:03 PM | Psychosis: Well, I guess that means pretty much all my friends are doomed, then.
09:04 PM | Psychosis: My local friends,t hat is.
09:04 PM | jellobreal: I was all ZOMG GLOMP
09:04 PM | Psychosis: …
09:04 PM | Psychosis: *friends, that
09:04 PM | Psychosis: And pretty much everyone on RuneScape too
09:04 PM | jellobreal: Lawl.
09:04 PM | jellobreal: Lawl.
09:05 PM | Psychosis: “selin addy plate (g) 49k”
09:05 PM | Psychosis: Hate that.
09:05 PM | Psychosis: A lot.
09:05 PM | Psychosis: That is, I do.
09:05 PM | Psychosis: Do I make sense?
09:05 PM | jellobreal: It’s the same thing in MapleStory.
09:05 PM | jellobreal: Yeah, you make tons of sense.
09:06 PM | jellobreal: “S> PANLID 500K @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@”
09:06 PM | jellobreal: “B> SEX 1M@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@”
09:06 PM | * Psychosis throws up from all the noobishness.
09:07 PM | jellobreal: I get tons of attention from just going “Hey guys, I’m sellin’ some shit, pay up, bitches.”
09:07 PM | Psychosis: From what? The insults or the proper grammar?
09:07 PM | jellobreal: No clue.
09:07 PM | Psychosis: OH, SNAP EXCEPT NOT REALLY
09:08 PM | jellobreal: I don’t really sell things, though.
09:08 PM | jellobreal: I’m never lucky enough to get anything worth mesos.
09:08 PM | Psychosis: Nope, me niether. I just store it in my bank account forevarz.
09:09 PM | jellobreal: Some hacker was being a jackass, so I lowered his fame level, right?
09:09 PM | jellobreal: Well he totally went “JIHAAAAAAAAAD!” on me and now my fame is -6. D:
09:09 PM | Psychosis: …Alright then. Awesome.

09:09 PM | jellobreal: …AWESOME?
09:10 PM | jellobreal: Fuck you.
09:10 PM | Psychosis: Can’t.
09:10 PM | Psychosis: I don’t have a clone or anything.
09:10 PM | jellobreal: It’s called “using your right hand.”
09:11 PM | jellobreal: Dude, I’m going to bed.
09:11 PM | Psychosis: Meh. I don’t see how that would be considered fucking myself.
09:11 PM | Psychosis: Okiez.
09:11 PM | jellobreal: Well, it is considered fucking yourself, so go have fun.
09:11 PM | jellobreal: buh-bye
09:11 PM | Psychosis: Bye.
09:11 PM | * Psychosis has quit IRC

Zachary Hinchliffe: well, let’s just say my mother’s friend’s cousin’s sister’s brother’s father’s sister’s mother’s dog’s dogsitter’s cousin’s roommate’s friend’s friend’s friend works at Nintendo
Zachary Hinchliffe: yeah
Zachary Hinchliffe: totally
Zachary Hinchliffe: i’ve got the mad skillz
Zachary Hinchliffe: and by that i mean it’s totally fake
Zachary Hinchliffe: made it out of paper
Zachary Hinchliffe: i’ve been pranking everyone

Ben(tu): IM OKAY AT SCHOOL
Ben(tu): IM A NERD
Ben(tu): WELL… IM SMART
Ben(tu): THATS WHAT MY MUM DAD AND PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHERS SAY
Ben(tu): AND THE 20/20 ON TESTS
Psy on a Plane: In Theaters November 2006.: Wooooah
Ben(tu): IN PRIMARY SCHOOL
Ben(tu): LOWEST WAS 15
Ben(tu): …EVER
Psy on a Plane: In Theaters November 2006.: O_O
Psy on a Plane: In Theaters November 2006.: Damn
Psy on a Plane: In Theaters November 2006.: You’re smatt
Psy on a Plane: In Theaters November 2006.: *amrt
Psy on a Plane: In Theaters November 2006.: *smart
Psy on a Plane: In Theaters November 2006.: >_